Inane Adventures, Chapter 1

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Due to certain circumstances, I am a potato.

dududududududuudududududududududddddddddddddddududuududdududduduakdsfhalskdj the hill were green with shadows and icy snow on top with white fluffy clouds overhead and perhaps a whiff of rain so Evan (not his real name) saz a gentle breeze blow through the valley rustling the grass as it grew on the prairie and kogane, evan’s friend, wait i mean best friend, was talking to Evan about the sheer and utter importance of trains and cats meowing in the distance, that want UFos to come down and give them glorious magestic boring old milk

so evan summoned a glass of milk with his magical telekenetic powers, but the glass of milk drank the cat and then proceeded to walk into the sunset and evan and kogane were like, whatever, so they teleported back home using their minds and went to bed, but the next day they didn’t wake up, but the next day they did wake up, so umm, then they uhh went to McDonalds and Evan asked Kogane what he wanted to eat and he said “i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number six with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda” and evan wanted a medium vanilla milkshake so Evan payed for himself and Kogane and they ate and were happy

and i should also tell you a bit about Kogane he’s beautiful and kind and yellow and white and blue and red and wonderful and amazing and awe-inspiring and outstanding and cool and awesome and spectacular and flammable and my favorite person in the whole wide world i love you kogane

so then they went home (they lived there) to their house (if you didn’t know, they live in a house) and they walked home from school and they decided to go to Abs, so they went to Abs and in Abs they reminisced about when they first met and Evan was ordering a cheeseburger and a vanilla milkshake and Kogane was ordering a vanilla milkshake and a cheeseburger, and evan was all like “hey, a fursuiter” and kogane was all like, “hey a person that genuinely appreciates me and respects who i am despite the fact that i am currently disguised in a costume commonly know by humans as a fursuit and that people like me, commonly known as furries, have unfortunately had a history of not being accepted as good, even though most of us are kind and
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what’s your name, do you want to be friends with me, i would be happy if we were friends, but you don’t have to be my friend if you don’t want to” and evan said he really wanted to be his friend, so they introduced each other and they have been friends ever since then, when they met in the very same Abs that they were in now, but back to the story – they sat there in Abs thinking about how they became friends not long ago and the waiter was just like,, “are you gonna order or what” so they left and by that time it was nightfall so they went back home, and when they got home they hugged eachother and evan and kogane took their sleeping pills with the root beer in their fridge and they said goodnight to each other and went to bed.

The Edn

[when evan was done writing this, he realized that abs sells stuff like milkshakes with butterfinger pieces in them and not just plain vanilla milkshakes with nothing else added but then he didn’t feel like changing the story so he just wrote this unnecissarily long note thing (i don’t know how long this unnecissarily long note thing will look in my dad’s website, it will probably look tiny)]